First set of dad jokes.

What kind of shoes to frogs wear? Open-toad sandals.

Did I ever tell you about the time I went mushroom foraging? It’s a story with a morel at the end.

What happened when two slices of bread went on a date? It was loaf at first sight.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

I had a quiet game of tennis today. There was no racket.

What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race? You're toast!

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!.

Why do melons have weddings? They cantelope.

What's 90 degrees but covered with ice? The North and South Poles.

What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.

What's the best way to save your dad jokes? In a dadda-base.

Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.